Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Butte, MT
Job: Work/Family/The Arts
What Up FAtties! I have very little to no skill with a pencil but i am going to buy a pad and try to toss out a few flashes sometime soon here in 2009. i actually lost my account info when i made this profile and forgot about it for a long time haha.
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"I dont even think is possible 4 u 2 dissapoint me"
Press Start is always funny and well written and this Was Hilarious! A bat over every pit is so horrendously mean.. XD and im very glad that you included my favorite DMA Agent in this christmas special! Top notch christmas video! keep those ideas flowing :D
Respect!
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see what i did there...? i combined LAWL and AWESOME!
All seriousness though the fact that you animated a JTHM comic to a song by REEL BIG FISH is just funny as shit. i highly doubt that johnen approves but w/e it was awesome haha.
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i honestly feel the same way about those sights... i dont care if people are going to the movies.... i put stuff on there thats important! like this big shit i took today!
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this is a very cool very quirky bridge builder game. it took me a few hours but i cleared up to lvl 21 before i had to stop. If your playing this game on Firefox it does get a crash error so its best to try this game on a different browser. i was lucky enough to get through the first 20 out of 24 before my firefox had to restart.
the most difficult thing about this game is that if you dont get your angles correct than your bridge will not be properly supported. wieght will shift and too much wieght on an unstable area will lead to your builders falling into the abyss. its difficult to get it right the first time around with a mouse in hand.
A few things to keep in mind when playing.
Dont get disgruntled that your bridge cant even support itself. maybe you need a new design.
Triangles are the strongest building shape. its just plain fact real life, and in this game. you will use triangles on your bridges on almost every level.
when building across large gaps be sure to build a convex bridge (one that is higher in the middle than on the sides.) this helps to push wieght to the cliff edges where your bridge is being better supported.
AND A SPOILER FOR lvl 20. (if you get that far) Falling treasure chests are ridiculously heavy. so build a few platforms for it to hit while falling so it doesnt crush your bridge when it finally comes down.
Good luck
This is a great game and everyone should give it a try. 10/10 5/5
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"oh what the hell.. since the last 3 did...."
CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR MILK SPEED?
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I think one of the things about this flash when you finally stop seizing from just the audio, is the multicolored bubble gun that the main character is using. i remember when i was a young kid i had one of those battery powered bubble guns. good times =] makes me smile every time i watch this.
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"to get eney of them"
Most Terrible Spelling Error Ever. ACHIEVEMENT!
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Amazing. i couldnt stop laughing. i had a newgrounds page loaded on my browser from like 6 hours ago.. i watched mad mad mario about 15 times then tried to go to a different page... and the browser refreshed and here we are. Pure Excellence! glad to see that The Crew At Newgrounds Has an almost Limitless Sense of Humor!
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this was awesome. keep them coming ==]
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when i saw this on the front page i couldnt help but think "that girl looks familiar..." 2 years ago when "Jerry" was put on newgrounds i was working at a campground on the other side of town. living with a friend of mine. seeing this made me cry with joy. it did not dissapoint at all. and caught me completely off guard. as did jerry. im glad you made this flash. it rocks. hard to believe now that im married with a kid and i had just finished school when the first vid came out.
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haha, awesome.
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